But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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