I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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