If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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