hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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