She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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