It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just invented taco cereal.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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