Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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