You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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