didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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