Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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