D3 body, D1 cock
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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