i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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