she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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