That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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