Non-Jews are for practice
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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