Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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