Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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