He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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