is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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