So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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