I think I won the penis lottery.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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