We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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