i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
