Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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