is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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