just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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