All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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