we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
