Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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