i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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