MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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