Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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