I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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