y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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