i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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