doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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