I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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