Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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