thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Randomize