oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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