she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
