we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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