You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
