So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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