hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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