Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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