the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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