Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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