Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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