Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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