I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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