wat bout pragnant strippers??
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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