Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
