swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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