White coat. Heels.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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