Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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