I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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