just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize